What's black and white and red all over?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are all priests fit?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do fleas travel?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a horse's favorite sport?