Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which plant has the best roar?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?