Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What condiment has wings?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?