What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do actors go to pray?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What animal always goes to heaven?
