What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's E.T. short for?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How does dinner smell?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a Russian flea?