What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?