What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?