What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who is friends with everyone at school?