Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?