Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
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What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a silly hill?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is the opposite of coffee?