Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?