What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's E.T. short for?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the lamb cross the road?