Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What animals make the best students?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a pile of cats?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...