Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's the difference between weather and climate?