Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are ghosts always single?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do mice need oiling?