What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?