Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a tired tree?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's E.T. short for?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?