Which celebrity loves to read?
Where does water do all its banking?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?