What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which insect is the smartest?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you give an angry rhino?