Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the dog do so well in school?