Where do books love to go on vacation?
What day do hands always go to church?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are winter days great?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?