Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the sardine call the submarine?