When do ghosts love to go camping?
On a dark and stormy night...
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?