What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do bees chew?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What event do spiders love to attend?