What goes zzub, zzub?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?