Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a robot's favorite snack?