Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which bug is related to you?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?