Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of books do boats write?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?