Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did summer say to spring?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?