What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
When should you start writing a book?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do math teachers eat?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where are average things manufactured?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?