Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?