Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?