My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do Scottish toads play?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What car always breaks the rules?