What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is a mom's favorite game?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?