What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are baseball games at night?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?