Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?