What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do bees gossip?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?