When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?