What do you call a singing rodent?
Justin Beaver!
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are winter days great?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What time of day was Adam created?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?