What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?