How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
How do you get straight A's?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?