What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?