What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What birds always travel in twos?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
