What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?