What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is the most adorable season?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?