What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How is life like toilet paper?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?