What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do naked fish play with?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why is money so stubborn?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
When is a black dog not a black dog?