What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animal has 20/20 vision?