What kind of car do eggs drive?
A book just fell on my head.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?