What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How was the wedding?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?